HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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