Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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