these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
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