Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
Sacagawea was the original milf.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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