my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
