Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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