whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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