When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't deserve a penis
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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