i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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