we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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