I cockslap morals
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
NoShamevember. You game?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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