did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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