So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
