My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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