Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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