I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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