its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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