butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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