I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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