I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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