READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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