I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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