p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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