Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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