Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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