PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
