Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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