Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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