Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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