Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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