Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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