I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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