Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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Oh Jesus.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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