I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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