The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
