Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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