You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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