I'm laying in your front yard are you home
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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