You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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