How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
we're so committed to being not committed
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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