well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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