do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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