I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
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