let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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