I skipped work to stalk him.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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