someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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