hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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