Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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