Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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