the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize