wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
