Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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