I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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