yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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