Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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