He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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