New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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